Line 1 · Incoming Ansem Launchpad

YES,
THIS IS
DOG

The most important phone call on Solana.

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A black Labrador holds a white telephone receiver to his ear — the original Yes, This is Dog photograph. REC · LINE 1 · 00:07
Incoming Call

ORIGIN OF THE CALL

Somebody dialled a number in 2011. A dog picked up. The internet has been on hold ever since.

WHO IS ON THE PHONE?

“Yes, This is Dog” (also known as “Hello, This is Dog”) is an image macro series featuring a black Labrador anthropomorphized with the caption as if it is answering the telephone. The phrase and image have been remixed into a variety of different photographs, often including other animals in anthropomorphic situations.

ORIGIN The trope of anthropomorphizing domesticated pets appeared well before this series — most notably LOLcat image macros in 2005, Dogfort comics in 2010, and “I Have No Idea What I'm Doing” images in 2011. The earliest known instance of the image macro captioned “Yes, This is Dog” was posted by Tumblr blogger VivaDixies on October 2nd, 2011.

Two-panel meme: a man makes a threatening phone call, and the dog calmly answers — captioned HELLO, YES, THIS IS DOG.
Exhibit A — the call that started it all.
The Remix Wall

EVERY LINE LEADS BACK TO DOG

Fifteen years of wrong numbers. Tap any panel to blow it up.

Dog Departments

ONE DOG. FIVE QUALITIES.

No team. No committee. No middle management. Just one black Labrador and everything he brings to the line.

ALWAYS ANSWERS

Availability

EXT. 001

First ring. Every time. This line has never once gone to voicemail.

ON CALL

NEVER HANGS UP

Conviction

EXT. 002

On the same call since 2011. Nobody has been put on hold. Not once.

STILL HOLDING

HONEST TO A FAULT

Transparency

EXT. 003

Physically incapable of lying. You ask if it's a dog — he tells you it's a dog.

VERIFIED

UNBOTHERED

Composure

EXT. 004

Red candle, wrong number, angry caller. Same calm voice every single time.

UNBOTHERED

BARKS TWICE IF BULLISH

Signal

EXT. 005

No charts. No thesis. No price target. Two barks — that's the entire research department.

BULLISH
Voicemail

YOU HAVE 6 NEW MESSAGES

Straight from the pack. The machine has been beeping since 2011.

UNKNOWN NUMBER MSG 01 · 0:07

“Hi, is this… uh… is this a dog?[long pause] “Yes.” [click]

MOM MSG 02 · 0:22

“Sweetie, I don't understand the coin thing, but I told everyone at church about it. They all bought.”

LINE 4 MSG 03 · 0:11

“BARK TWICE IF BULLISH.” [bark] [bark] “…Okay. Good talk.”

WRONG NUMBER MSG 04 · 0:04

“Yeah hi, is Kevin there?” — “No. This is dog.” — “…Sorry.”

ANON WHALE MSG 05 · 0:31

“I have never used a telephone in my life and I have just bought the top. Please advise. Please.”

TECH SUPPORT MSG 06 · 0:15

“Sir, you cannot fax a bone. Sir. Sir. Please stop faxing the bone.”

Leave your own message in the Telegram. He probably won't call back.

Emergency Bark Line

THE PHONE IS
STILL RINGING

Pick it up. Worst case, it's a wrong number.

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